You’ve come across Squirrel Sweaters and you’re wondering what the hell, this time?

We are not even sure how to answer that question. What the hell, indeed?

Squirrel Sweaters was created as a safe place for all those who are more creative than they are productive….for the hedonists that appreciate a long afternoon of napping and maybe drawing cats in suspenders.

Squirrel Sweaters is for all of us that have or appreciate those tear-jerkingly brilliant ideas of unfathomable genius that are highly entertaining but utterly unprofitable and lacking practicality.

Squirrel Sweaters is your playhouse in that big black hole of time suckage.

Come join us if you revel in the ridiculous.

Be a part of our apathetic community of those who can easily spend just as much time discussing how snakes have sex, as they can cleaning their bathrooms.

Ok, just funnin’ you, we don’t really clean our bathrooms (unless rushing in before your guests to wipe the orange spots off the toilet, counts).

If the lost art of macrame plant hangers or a good velvet paint-by-numbers of howling wolves makes your heart beat faster than Squirrel Sweaters is singing the song of your people.

We love and accept you.

And we judge.

It’s the price you pay for the love and acceptance part.

Welcome.